Common Sense (Humour)

​Common Sense​… ​​​My boss thinks I am a fool. Yesterday he sent me to buy 2kg of sugar but I only found 1kg at the shops so I didn’t buy. I went back to the office & told him that they only had 1kg. Very pissed at me, he asked me why I didn’t use…

JUST A LITTLE MISTAKE

One night, just before the shopkeeper closed for the day, a dog came into the shop, having a bag in its mouth. The bag had a list of items to be bought and money so the shopkeeper took the money and kept the items in the bag. Immediately, The dog picked up the bag of…

ID10T

I had a problem with my computer yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, “So, what was wrong?” He replied,…

REALLY WICKED HUMOUR

It was a practical session in the psychology class. The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it. The rat was in the middle of the cage. Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on one side and kept a female rat on the other side. The male rat ran towards…

Signs Of Aging

Signs of aging – Written by a confident lady …. After a meeting, I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn’t there too. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the…

Marry the right person

If you marry the right person, everyday is Valentine’s Day. Marry the wrong person, everyday is Martyrs Day. Marry a lazy person, everyday is Labour Day. Marry a rich person everyday is New Year’s Day Marry an immature person, everyday would seem like Children’s Day. Marry a cheater or liar, everyday will become April Fool’s…

Say no to drugs (Humour)

This guy got so high on weed and alcohol , that he was searching for his phone with the torchlight of the same phone he was looking for. He got so worried about the phone and was almost in tears. Even his roommate, who was also high, decided to join him in The search. After…

Nothing in life is for life

Nothing in life lasts for life. Remember to live before you leave. Don’t spend your entire life making a living and forget to live. There are only two ways to live, you’re either living or just existing. A balanced life is the best life. Whoever says you’re irreplaceable is lying to you. Life is like…

Larry or Harry

Larry and Harry, *two homeless men* were given a chance a to travel to a third world country on an all-expenses paid trip. They were told to carry nothing and return with nothing… They were to make sure they spend all that was given to them. Provision had been made for their expenses and welfare…