Origin of some English sayings

Worth Reading👇👇.. There is an old Hotel/Pub in Marble Arch, London , which used to have gallows adjacent to it.  Prisoners were taken to the gallows (after a fair trial of course) to be hung. The horse-drawn dray, carting the prisoner, was accompanied by an armed guard, who would stop the dray outside the pub…

Cat on a roof (Just4Laffs)

A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind. Before she left, she told him to take extra special care of her cat.The next day she called her husband and asked if the cat was all right.Her husband said: The cat just died. She burst into tears and said: How could you be so blunt?…

Sad, but true!

*SAD, BUT TRUE*1. Realize this:  No matter what you say and how you say it, SOME people will never get it.  That’s not your fault! *Sad, But True!* 2. No matter how pure your motives are, SOMEBODY will still accuse you of ill intentions. Stay pure anyway.  *Sad, But True!* 3. No matter how humble…

Samsung A+ (Naija Humour)

Babe: Baby I want to buy a new phoneBobo: tell me about it Babe: It is SAMSUNG A+’ I hv been saving for it & my money isn’t enough. I just want you to add little. Bobo: ok how much is the ‘SAMSUNG A+? Babe: just 370,000 Bobo: how much have you saved ? Babe:…

The Religious Pigeons

In an ancient Temple, a number of pigeons lived happily on roof top. When the renovation of the Temple began for the annual Temple feast the pigeons relocated themselves to a Church nearby.  The existing pigeons in the Church accommodated the new comers very well. Christmas was approaching and the Church was given a facelift,…