SOMETHING YOU MIGHT HAVE NOT KNOWN And NEED TO KNOW

🐜 Ants Problem: Ants hate Cucumbers. “KEEP the skin of Cucumbers near the Place where they are or at Ant Hole. 🎆 To make the Mirror Shine: “Clean with Sprite” 💨 To remove Chewing Gum from Clothes: “Keep the Cloth in the Freezer for One Hour” 💭 To Whiten White Clothes: “Soak White Clothes in…

The Old Mattress

My neighbour is a hard working, low income person who works as a clerk in a court while driving his car as taxi in the evenings to earn extra income. His wife is a petty trader who is not doing too badly but loves to put pressure on the man! She always believed she belonged…

Management Lessons

The owner of an underwear making company was having a tough time with shortages. On departure for home, all worker’s bags were searched and everything always seemed to be ok. All security measures you can think of were put in place. Auditors were called in, but still no one was caught and stock continued to…

Common Sense (Humour)

​Common Sense​… ​​​My boss thinks I am a fool. Yesterday he sent me to buy 2kg of sugar but I only found 1kg at the shops so I didn’t buy. I went back to the office & told him that they only had 1kg. Very pissed at me, he asked me why I didn’t use…

ID10T

I had a problem with my computer yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, “So, what was wrong?” He replied,…

REALLY WICKED HUMOUR

It was a practical session in the psychology class. The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it. The rat was in the middle of the cage. Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on one side and kept a female rat on the other side. The male rat ran towards…

Signs Of Aging

Signs of aging – Written by a confident lady …. After a meeting, I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn’t there too. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the…

Say no to drugs (Humour)

This guy got so high on weed and alcohol , that he was searching for his phone with the torchlight of the same phone he was looking for. He got so worried about the phone and was almost in tears. Even his roommate, who was also high, decided to join him in The search. After…

THIS IS F-ANT- ASTIC

An ant 🐜 knocked on the door of a house. The house owner opened the door. “I want a place to stay,” said the ant. “I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost,” said the owner. The ant went inside and occupied the vacant room. After some days, the ant…