Marital Poetry

Enjoy a unique fight between *husband and wife* …… (both are MA in English literature) instead of resorting to shouting, abusing or physical force… they write poems to each other. ….. πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡ WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed.. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote…

Mugabe donates 300 cows to African Union

Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe has donated 300 cattle to the African Union to help it become less dependent on outside donors, a legislator said Friday. The cattle were handed over to AU deputy chairman Erastus Mwencha on Thursday at a ceremony in Mugabe’s office, though the herd is being kept near a small town northwest…

Cat on a roof (Just4Laffs)

A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind. Before she left, she told him to take extra special care of her cat.The next day she called her husband and asked if the cat was all right.Her husband said: The cat just died. She burst into tears and said: How could you be so blunt?…

Samsung A+ (Naija Humour)

Babe: Baby I want to buy a new phoneBobo: tell me about it Babe: It is SAMSUNG A+’ I hv been saving for it & my money isn’t enough. I just want you to add little. Bobo: ok how much is the ‘SAMSUNG A+? Babe: just 370,000 Bobo: how much have you saved ? Babe:…

Wrong Transaction (Just4Laffs)

Can a Man ever do a wrong Transaction withGod? My friend invited me to his church for a thanksgiving service, and I sat at the front row. When it was time for offering, the offering basket was passed around. Despite the Pastor’s charge for good offering, I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out as usual…

Naija Jokes (Just 4 Lagos)

A friend told me an onion is the only foodstuffs that can make you cry, I laughed and threw a coconut at his face. He’s still crying ooo am shocked ooo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚  *You say a relationship heartbreak is the worst painful feeling ?? My friend, I guess your teacher never separated you from the person…