Cat on a roof (Just4Laffs)

A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind. Before she left, she told him to take extra special care of her cat.The next day she called her husband and asked if the cat was all right.Her husband said: The cat just died. She burst into tears and said: How could you be so blunt?…

Samsung A+ (Naija Humour)

Babe: Baby I want to buy a new phoneBobo: tell me about it Babe: It is SAMSUNG A+’ I hv been saving for it & my money isn’t enough. I just want you to add little. Bobo: ok how much is the ‘SAMSUNG A+? Babe: just 370,000 Bobo: how much have you saved ? Babe:…

Wrong Transaction (Just4Laffs)

Can a Man ever do a wrong Transaction withGod? My friend invited me to his church for a thanksgiving service, and I sat at the front row. When it was time for offering, the offering basket was passed around. Despite the Pastor’s charge for good offering, I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out as usual…

Naija Jokes (Just 4 Lagos)

A friend told me an onion is the only foodstuffs that can make you cry, I laughed and threw a coconut at his face. He’s still crying ooo am shocked ooo 😂😂😂  *You say a relationship heartbreak is the worst painful feeling ?? My friend, I guess your teacher never separated you from the person…

Square Balls

An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Canada one morning with a pursefull of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an…

The Secret of Room 39

A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began. -The client: is room 39 empty? -The boss: yes, sir. -The client: can I book it? -The boss: of course you can. -The client: thank you. Before going to the room, the client asked the…

Drunk Husband (Humour)

A Husband comes home drunk, vomits and falls down on the floor. Wife gets him up and cleans everything. Next day when he gets up he expects her to be really angry with him. He braces for a fight, but finds a note near the table…… “Honey, your favorite breakfast is ready on the table,…

You can’t win with women (Humour)

         *WIFE VS. HUSBAND* A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.  An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” …

Drunk Husband (just for laughs)

A Husband comes home drunk, vomits and falls down on the floor. Wife gets him up and cleans everything. Next day when he gets up he expects her to be really angry with him. He braces for a fight, but finds a note near the table…… “Honey, your favorite breakfast is ready on the table,…