Square Balls

An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Canada one morning with a pursefull of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an…

The Secret of Room 39

A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began. -The client: is room 39 empty? -The boss: yes, sir. -The client: can I book it? -The boss: of course you can. -The client: thank you. Before going to the room, the client asked the…

Drunk Husband (Humour)

A Husband comes home drunk, vomits and falls down on the floor. Wife gets him up and cleans everything. Next day when he gets up he expects her to be really angry with him. He braces for a fight, but finds a note near the table…… “Honey, your favorite breakfast is ready on the table,…

You can’t win with women (Humour)

         *WIFE VS. HUSBAND* A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.  An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” …

Drunk Husband (just for laughs)

A Husband comes home drunk, vomits and falls down on the floor. Wife gets him up and cleans everything. Next day when he gets up he expects her to be really angry with him. He braces for a fight, but finds a note near the table…… “Honey, your favorite breakfast is ready on the table,…

Old Doctor and A Young Doctor

A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor. At the first house a woman complains, “I’ve been a little sick to my stomach.” The…

Eleven People On A Rope

*11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE*Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren’t able to choose that person,until the woman gave…

The Chicken Story

Chicken Story:A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old cock … As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market… Old cock to Young cock : Old cock: Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity… Young cock:…

Brother’s Keeper

Brother’s keeper Whenever it looks like Arsenal will not make it to the champions league, down steps Spurs to sympathetically drop a few points so Arsenal can go through. Last season, Spurs sacrificed winning the league so that Arsenal can come first amongst the rest behind Leicester  Every season no matter how good they are,…

The Thinking Parrot

*A Parrot For Sale*A lady walked into a pet shop demanding for a parrot. *The owner:* “we have 2 kinds, one repeats everything you say & the other thinks for itself” *Lady:*”I think I’ll like the one that thinks for itself” The owner brought out her choice & told her to quiz the parrot. *Lady:*…