Just 4 Laffs

Smart answer by a female passenger on a flight…
A guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him…

‘Nice perfume…..which one is it?…😍 I want to give it to my wife..!!’

Lady: ‘Don’t give her….some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!’ 😜😜😜

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A letter from a teacher to a parent: 

Dear Parent, 

Kamal doesn’t smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.
Parent’s answer:

Dear Teacher, Kamal is not a rose, Don’t smell him,Teach him ……πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜

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Mother to Son: Who is Sultan Aziz?

Son : Don’t know πŸ€”

Mother : Devote some time to pay attention to study also

Son to Mother : Do you know Aunty Yasmeen?

Mother : Don’t know

Son: Sometimes pay attention to Daddy also 😝😜😜

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A cute excuse:

Teacher: Why are you late?

Student: Mom & dad were fighting.

Teacher: So what makes you late if they were fighting?

Student: One of my shoes was in mom’s hand, and the other in dad’s..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜œ
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Wife: I hate that beggar.

Husband: Why?

Wife: Rascal, yesterday I gave him food. Today he gave me a book on

“How to Cook !!! πŸ˜‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„

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Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife’s scolding, he took a laptop & started working. 

Wife: Did u drink?????

Husband : no!

Wife: Idiot!!! then why are you typing on a suitcase?!!!

Ike Onwubuya

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