Eye Drops (Humour)

A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.
“Akpos, I am going hunting tomorrow.
I don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of my patients.”
“Yes, sir!” – answers Akpos.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks:
”So, Akpos, how was your day?”
Akpos told him that he took care of three patients.
“The first one had a headache so I gave him Panadol.”
“Weldone, and the second one?” – asks the doctor.
“The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Flagyl, sir.” – says Akpos.
“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” – asks the doctor.
“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opened and a woman entered.
Like a flame, she undressed herself, taking off everything including her bra, her panties and lied down on the table.
She spread her legs and shouted:
“HELP ME! For 5 years I haven’t seen any man!”
“Holy Cow,and Akpos, what did you do?” –asks the doctor.
Akpos Said
“I put eyes drops in her eyes.” !!!

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