Drunk Husband (just for laughs)

A Husband comes home drunk, vomits and falls

down on the floor. Wife gets him up and cleans everything.

Next day when he gets up he expects her to be really angry with him. He braces for a fight, but finds a note near the table……

“Honey, your favorite breakfast is ready on the

table, I had to leave early to buy groceries. I’ll come running back to you, my love.

 I love you.

Surprised, he asks his son, “What happened last night?”

The Son replies, “When mom got you up to bed

and tried removing your boots and shirt, you

were dead drunk and you said,

“Hey Lady! Leave Me Alone. I’m Married!!!”


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