Where’s your Ferrari? (humour)

Wife : Do you drink beer?

Husband : Yes

Wife : How many beers a day? 

Husband : Usually about 3 

Wife : How much do you pay per beer? 

Husband : $5.00 

Wife : And how long have you been drinking? 

Husband : About 20 years, I suppose 

Wife : So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.00. In one year, it would be approximately $5400.00 correct? 

Husband : Correct 

Wife : If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct? 

Husband : Correct 

Wife : Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari? 

Husband : Do you drink beer? 

Wife : No

Husband : Where’s your Ferrari? 



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