The Thinking Parrot

*A Parrot For Sale*A lady walked into a pet shop demanding for a parrot.

*The owner:* “we have 2 kinds, one repeats everything you say & the other thinks for itself”

*Lady:*”I think I’ll like the one that thinks for itself”

The owner brought out her choice & told her to quiz the parrot.

*Lady:* how do I look?

*Parrot:* like a prostitute

*Lady:* I won’t buy it, this parrot is rude!

*The owner:* pls lady just give me a moment…..

(walked towards the backyard with the parrot. He

dipped the parrot into a bucket full of water &

warned the parrot, “if u’re rude to that

lady one more time I will drown u in this bucket”.

When the man came back to d counter he told the

lady now ask the parrot

anything you wish and I assure u that he will be

polite.

CONVERSATION

*LADY:*if I come home at. night with a man, what

will u call this man?

*PARROT:* Your husband!

*LADY:* Good, what if I come home with two men?

*PARROT:* Your husband & your in-law.

*LADY:* Good! Good!, what if I come home with 3

men?

*PARROT:* Your husband, your inlaw & your

brother!

*LADY:* Goooooood!!! What if I come home with 4

men?

*PARROT:* (looked back at the owner)….and said

“pls go and drown me, I said it earlier that this

woman is a prostitute!!!

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