*A Parrot For Sale*A lady walked into a pet shop demanding for a parrot.
*The owner:* “we have 2 kinds, one repeats everything you say & the other thinks for itself”
*Lady:*”I think I’ll like the one that thinks for itself”
The owner brought out her choice & told her to quiz the parrot.
*Lady:* how do I look?
*Parrot:* like a prostitute
*Lady:* I won’t buy it, this parrot is rude!
*The owner:* pls lady just give me a moment…..
(walked towards the backyard with the parrot. He
dipped the parrot into a bucket full of water &
warned the parrot, “if u’re rude to that
lady one more time I will drown u in this bucket”.
When the man came back to d counter he told the
lady now ask the parrot
anything you wish and I assure u that he will be
*LADY:*if I come home at. night with a man, what
will u call this man?
*PARROT:* Your husband!
*LADY:* Good, what if I come home with two men?
*PARROT:* Your husband & your in-law.
*LADY:* Good! Good!, what if I come home with 3
*PARROT:* Your husband, your inlaw & your
*LADY:* Goooooood!!! What if I come home with 4
*PARROT:* (looked back at the owner)….and said
“pls go and drown me, I said it earlier that this
woman is a prostitute!!!