Amazing Heights with Confidence

Carefully examining a display in the drugstore, a man asked the pharmacist, ‘Do you really guarantee this hair-restorer? ‘The pharmacist responded, ‘Better than that, sir. We give a comb with every bottle.’ Wouldn’t you love to have that kind of confidence? One man quipped, ‘When it comes to believing in myself, I’m an agnostic.’ One…

Time will come

Kenya is 2 hrs ahead of Nigeria, but it does not mean that Nigeria is slow, or that Kenya is fast. Both countries are working based on their own “Time Zone.” Some one is still single. Someone got married and ‘waited’ 10 yrs before having a child, there is another who had a baby within…

Wrong Philosophies 

WRONG PHILOSOPHIES  1. *”WHATEVER WILL BE, WILL BE”* “`Whatever will be will not be; you have to make it be. You have a part to play in what will be in your life, so don’t leave it to chance.“` 2. *”HALF BREAD IS BETTER THAN NONE!”* “`Why settle for half bread when you can get…

Nigerian Hell (Funny)

A man died and went to hell. There he found out that there is a different hell for each country. He decided he’ll pick the least painful to spend his eternity. He went to the German hell and asked, “What do they do here?” He is told “first they put you in an electric chair…

A Whole Bread

A woman baked bread for members of her family and an extra one for a hungry passerby. She kept the extra bread on the Window-sill, for whosoever would take it away. Everyday, a hunch-back came and took away the bread. Instead of expressing gratitude, he muttered the following words as he went his way: “The…