Stand Aside, you are not involved

A drunkard woke up one morning deeply repentant after a bitter fight with his wife the previous night. Henoticed with dismay the crate of beer bottles that had caused the fight. He took it outside and started smashing the empty bottles one by one onto the wall. He smashed the first bottle swearing, “you are…

What is Maturity?

*What is Maturity*1. Maturity is *when you stop trying to change others, …instead focus on changing yourself.* 2. Maturity is when you *accept and enjoy other people as they are, at their level of understanding.* 3. Maturity is when you *understand that your ideas are not always the best.* 4. Maturity is when you *learn…

Ask David

Ask David Giants can crumble like a pack of cards…Goliath fell for David’s stone. Big Issues can fall for you… Ask David!  The strength of your giant might just be in the negative words it speaks…If you can ignore the negative words going on on your head, you will soar…. Ask David!  Dont keep quiet…

Today I’m IN

As a Nigerian Born Migrant in Britain, today I will be voting to REMAIN in the European Union. My personal convictions and politics have always been Left of Centre Liberal and so naturally I will gravitate towards remain. However in this case, my decision is based mainly on capitalist leanings. Britain is a more prosperous…

All About A Woman

***All about a woman***When she is quiet, millions of things are running in her mind. When she stares @ u, she is wondering why she loves u so much in spite of being taken 4 granted. When she says I will stand by u, she will stand by u like a rock. Never hurt her…

Brexit and the British Based Nigerians

One sad fact I have always known have been confirmed by this #brexit campaign. A good number of Nigerians in addition to being rabid tribalists are also quite racist and xenophobic as well. A lot of the Nigerian Leavers, claim that the Eastern Europeans are taking all ‘their’ jobs and working for lower wages. In…

What is Gobe?

What is GOBE?. GOBE is when u give a beautiful girl a lift and she faints in your car. You take her to the hospital and when you get there, the doctor says she’s pregnant and congratulates you that you are going to be father very soon. You then shout that you are not the…

Where did he go wrong?

Early morning husband woke up and ask his wife: “Would you like to join me for jogging?”Wife: “Ohh. So you mean to say I am fat?” Hubby: “No. Jogging is good for health.”  Wife: “Oh.. that means I am sick.” Hubby: “No no. If you don’t want to get up, then it’s OK.”… Wife: “So…

Joy comes in the morning

#COPIED AS SHARED  Surprise! It was a very sunny Saturday morning, and our wedding anniversary. I looked at my wife as she got ready to leave the house for work. She is a doctor and had been on call today. It seemed like yesterday she walked down the aisle to me. Wow! We are twenty-three…

Take each person for what they are

An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck.One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walks from the stream to…