Have a laugh

Laugh it off!
1. When your life is in darkness, Pray to God and ask Him to free you from darkness….. and

If you are still in darkness ..Please pay your Electricity bill;
2. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,

You can be sure of one thing;

Either the car is new or the wife;
3. What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,… Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.

Panic is when both are pregnant;
4. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?

Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away…;
5. A young boy asks his Dad :”What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: “You are my son, I’m confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential;
Laughter is the best medicine…… 

Have a laugh!

Copied by Ike Onwubuya

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