Wife : Honey, can u do me a favour?
Husband : Sure, anything for you luv
Wife : Can you kill a lion for me?
Husband : Are you mad? To kill a lion for you? Request something
Wife: Ok then, can I go through your Whatsapp & BBM Chats?
Husband : Where is the lion you want me to kill?
posted by Ike Onwubuya