My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’ I answered, ‘Dust.’ And then the fight started…. ************************* My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about…
Life doesn’t come with an instruction book — that’s why we have fathers.” H. Jackson Browne “A father is a banker provided by nature.” French Proverb “Being a father is a PRIVILEGE. It is nothing short of amazing!”Larry Hagner, “Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice.” ―Charles Kettering…
A man with problems in his family life decided to go and consult a juju man.The juju man told him to come back in two weeks bringing along some sample of dirt from his yard. So the man went back after two weeks with the sample of dirt. The juju man performed his rituals and…
1. “At the end of the day, you can either focus on what’s tearing you apart or what’s keeping you together.” – Anonymous 2. “Anyone can give up, it’s the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that’s true strength.” -Unknown…
*1.* _Take risks in your life. If you win, you can lead; if you lose, you can guide._ *2.* _People are not what they say but what they do; so judge them not from their words but from their actions._ *3.* _When someone hurts you, don’t feel bad because it’s a law of nature that…
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the next toilet saying:’Hi, how are you?’I’m not the type to start a conversation in the rest room but I don’t know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, ‘I am Doing’ just… fine!’And the other person says:’So what are you up…
1 year old …* *Success is.* Can walk without support *4 years old…* *Success is.* Do not urinate in your pants, *8 years old…* *Success is..* To know the way back home. *12 years old,* *success is..* To have friends. *18 years old ,* *success is.* To get a driving license. *23 years,* *success is.*…
A great lesson to learn, please read. While talking with a female bank manager she made a scary revelation to me. She told me how Nigerian bank vaults are filled with monies of dead men who kept their bank accounts secret from their wives and children. She explained it was against bank ethics or policies…
Yesterday my friends dropped by my place without warning for a cup of tea. My wife pulled me aside & said, “There’s no sugar in the house, how can I serve tea?”🙎 I winked at her & said, “Make tea without sugar for all, leave the rest to me.” As soon as the tea was…
A famous writer was in his study room. He picked up his pen and started writing: **Last year, I had a surgery and my gallbladder was removed. I had to stay stuck to the bed due to this surgery for a long time. **The same year I reached the age of 60 years and had…
*If you want proof that the whole world is nuts … Here it is!* In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. _(Like THAT makes sense?)_🤷🏽♂ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine…
I’ve had this album on mad rotation for the past 2 weeks. Didn’t really care much for it the first time around as I was caught up in the whole West Coast, Death Row, G-Funk era. When I heard it was 25 years old this month, I decided to give it another go. This album…
*A sign in a shoe repair store*: “We will heel you, We will save your sole, We will even dye for you!” Sign over a *Gynaecologist’s Office* : “Dr. George, at your cervix”; At an *Eye Clinic* : “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, You’ve come to the right place.”; On a *Plumber’s…
I remember the historic football match between Nigeria and Brazil in Atlanta 1996. General Sani Abacha was the president of Nigeria, Jo. Bonfere was the Chief Coach of the dream team, Nwankwo Kanu fully on ground as the Captain of the team etc. Brazil was the king of global football and they knew it. So,…
1. Don’t encourage your son and his wife to stay under same roof with you. Best to suggest them to move out, even to the extent of renting a house. It’s their problem to find a separate home. More the distance between you and your children’s families, the better is the relationship with your in…
