Clever Signage

*A sign in a shoe repair store*: “We will heel you, We will save your sole, We will even dye for you!” Sign over a *Gynaecologist’s Office* : “Dr. George, at your cervix”; At an *Eye Clinic* : “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, You’ve come to the right place.”; On a *Plumber’s…

Never Lose Hope

I remember the historic football match between Nigeria and Brazil in Atlanta 1996. General Sani Abacha was the president of Nigeria, Jo. Bonfere was the Chief Coach of the dream team, Nwankwo Kanu fully on ground as the Captain of the team etc. Brazil was the king of global football and they knew it. So,…

Profound Wisdom

As soon as a plane lands at the airport, there is another plane taking off from that airport, and others lined up to take off too. They all leave to different destinations and even back to the airport you departed. This is the way life is: when you think you have “arrived” you find others…

One Fateful day

Gbenga dropped out of sec. school. Although a very bright student one thing or the other made him leave school, his boyhood friend Peter however managed to go on with his studies, and at a time when it wasn’t easy to make a Division A, in WAEC, Peter did. He won a scholarship to study…

What’s in a name (Just 4 Laffs)

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. You all have obsessions,” he observed..To the first mother, Mary, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.” He turned to the second mum, Ann: “Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself…

NAILS IN THE WALL

Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence. (Most importantly the last sentence) There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper,he must hammer a nail into the back of the…

Before King Ahmed of Ottoman went to war, he locked his wife (the beautiful Queen) in a private room and gave the key to his best friend Mousa and said: “If I’m not back in four days, open the room and she’s yours … ” He climbed on his horse and gallops off towards the…

Being a husband is a tough job

When I got to the office, I got a call from my wife… “what is the date today?” 🤔🤔😨😰🤒😥 I was wondering, then I said to her 27th July 2018… call disconnected… I was wondering (rather FRIGHTENED… 😰😥😨)… her birthday?… No! …mine…No…(😬😬😝) …anniversary…no! …son’s birthday …no! in-laws’ b/day anniversary…no! gas booking… done✅ utility payments?..done! Then?!…