As soon as a plane lands at the airport, there is another plane taking off from that airport, and others lined up to take off too. They all leave to different destinations and even back to the airport you departed. This is the way life is: when you think you have “arrived” you find others…
Gbenga dropped out of sec. school. Although a very bright student one thing or the other made him leave school, his boyhood friend Peter however managed to go on with his studies, and at a time when it wasn’t easy to make a Division A, in WAEC, Peter did. He won a scholarship to study…
A VERY TOUCHING STORY Years ago in the Philippines, I heard a story of a man who parked his car in his office complex in downtown Manila. There was a street boy nearby and to pick up some money, the boy asked if he could watch (guard) the man’s car while he was in the…
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. You all have obsessions,” he observed..To the first mother, Mary, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.” He turned to the second mum, Ann: “Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself…
Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence. (Most importantly the last sentence) There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper,he must hammer a nail into the back of the…
Before King Ahmed of Ottoman went to war, he locked his wife (the beautiful Queen) in a private room and gave the key to his best friend Mousa and said: “If I’m not back in four days, open the room and she’s yours … ” He climbed on his horse and gallops off towards the…
When I got to the office, I got a call from my wife… “what is the date today?” 🤔🤔😨😰🤒😥 I was wondering, then I said to her 27th July 2018… call disconnected… I was wondering (rather FRIGHTENED… 😰😥😨)… her birthday?… No! …mine…No…(😬😬😝) …anniversary…no! …son’s birthday …no! in-laws’ b/day anniversary…no! gas booking… done✅ utility payments?..done! Then?!…
He was called a wizard. True life story This man. Who graduated from Edo College in Benin on a full scholarship. A scholarship awarded to him by a native doctor. It so happened that this native doctor was feared by all for his powers. And whatever he asked for as sacrifice was hurriedly given to…
I counted my years and realized that I have less time to live by, than I have lived so far. I feel like a child who won a pack of candies: at first he ate them with pleasure but when he realized that there was little left, he began to taste them intensely. I have…
A father left 17 ducks as assets for his three sons. When the father passed away, his sons opened up the will. The Will of the father stated that the eldest son should get half of 17 ducks, The middle son should be given 1/3rd of 17 ducks, Youngest son should be given 1/9th of…
A Boeing 777 wide-body jetliner was lumbering along at 800km/hour at 33000 feet when a cocky F-16 fighter jet flashed by at Mach 2. The F-16 pilot decided to show off. On his state of the art radio that is part of his state of the art 3D & million dollar headset, the F-16 youngster…
🐜 Ants Problem: Ants hate Cucumbers. “KEEP the skin of Cucumbers near the Place where they are or at Ant Hole. 🎆 To make the Mirror Shine: “Clean with Sprite” 💨 To remove Chewing Gum from Clothes: “Keep the Cloth in the Freezer for One Hour” 💭 To Whiten White Clothes: “Soak White Clothes in…
*Case 1:* When America began the launch of astronauts into space, they found out that the pens wouldn’t work at zero gravity (Ink won’t flow down to the writing surface). To solve this problem, it took them one decade and $12 million. They developed a pen that worked at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, in…
1. Watch with two or more people around you in case of heart attack 2. Eat before watching to avoid loss of appetite and starvation 3. Don’t bet more than N100 on any Nigeria match to avoid high blood pressure 4. Keep dangerous objects out of reach while watching 5. Sleep immediately after match to…
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset -“you are a disrespectful pig!” she cried. How dare you do this to me -a faithful wife, mother of your children! I am leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!”…
