EavesDropping

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the next toilet saying:’Hi, how are you?’I’m not the type to start a conversation in the rest room but I don’t know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, ‘I am Doing’ just… fine!’And the other person says:’So what are you up…

What is Success?

1 year old …* *Success is.* Can walk without support *4 years old…* *Success is.* Do not urinate in your pants, *8 years old…* *Success is..* To know the way back home. *12 years old,* *success is..* To have friends. *18 years old ,* *success is.* To get a driving license. *23 years,* *success is.*…

Cup of Tea

Yesterday my friends dropped by my place without warning for a cup of tea. My wife pulled me aside & said, “There’s no sugar in the house, how can I serve tea?”🙎 I winked at her & said, “Make tea without sugar for all, leave the rest to me.” As soon as the tea was…

Stay grateful

A famous writer was in his study room. He picked up his pen and started writing: **Last year, I had a surgery and my gallbladder was removed. I had to stay stuck to the bed due to this surgery for a long time. **The same year I reached the age of 60 years and had…

The World Is Nuts

*If you want proof that the whole world is nuts … Here it is!* In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. _(Like THAT makes sense?)_🤷🏽‍♂ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine…

Clever Signage

*A sign in a shoe repair store*: “We will heel you, We will save your sole, We will even dye for you!” Sign over a *Gynaecologist’s Office* : “Dr. George, at your cervix”; At an *Eye Clinic* : “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, You’ve come to the right place.”; On a *Plumber’s…

Never Lose Hope

I remember the historic football match between Nigeria and Brazil in Atlanta 1996. General Sani Abacha was the president of Nigeria, Jo. Bonfere was the Chief Coach of the dream team, Nwankwo Kanu fully on ground as the Captain of the team etc. Brazil was the king of global football and they knew it. So,…