Strike out your mistakes

When I started using pen in my primary school, and I made a mistake, I would try hard to erase it before submitting to my teacher. Sometimes, I use chalk to clean my mistake but it later re-appeared. So I began to use saliva, it worked, but only to leave holes in my books. My…

MEN WILL ALWAYS BE MEN (Humour)

A man is Dating three Women 👭 and wants to decide who to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gave each woman $10,000 and observed what each did with the money. The first one does a total make-over. She goes into a fancy beauty salon, does her hair, new make up and…

Nigerian at the dentist (Just 4 Laffs)

A Nigerian man went to a dentist in USA for tooth extraction and first enquired about cost. Dentist said $1200, the Naija man thought it was too much. After some thought, he asked about cheaper methods. The dentist said, Yes, it can be done without anesthesia and will cost only $300,but it would be very…

Trump’s Jerusalem Greek gift.

So Donald Trump says he is going to recognise Jerusalem as the capital of Israel. This city has been nothing but a burden to the Jews. Over the years it has been besieged, sacked and destroyed by a variety of people ranging from Babylonians, Assyrians, Philistines, Greeks, Romans, Muslims, Christians, Ottomans etc Jerusalem is not…

Learn to Ignore

*LEARN TO IGNORE!!!* *Learn to ignore and overlook many things if you truly want happiness in life because the easiest way to a miserable life is to think that everybody is talking about you.* *Never allow anyone to steal your joy from you.* *What people say behind your back is none of your business as…

After the Reggae play the Blues

After the reggae play the blues is a popular Nigerian saying now made even more popular in a song by Nigerian musician Harrisongs. The saying can be translated as ‘After the sunshine comes the rain’. Reggae and Blues are two very contrasting types of music. Reggae music of the Bob Marley and Peter Tosh brand…

Marital Poetry

Enjoy a unique fight between *husband and wife* …… (both are MA in English literature) instead of resorting to shouting, abusing or physical force… they write poems to each other. ….. 👇👇 WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed.. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote…

Mugabe donates 300 cows to African Union

Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe has donated 300 cattle to the African Union to help it become less dependent on outside donors, a legislator said Friday. The cattle were handed over to AU deputy chairman Erastus Mwencha on Thursday at a ceremony in Mugabe’s office, though the herd is being kept near a small town northwest…