A great lesson to learn, please read. While talking with a female bank manager she made a scary revelation to me. She told me how Nigerian bank vaults are filled with monies of dead men who kept their bank accounts secret from their wives and children. She explained it was against bank ethics or policies…
Yesterday my friends dropped by my place without warning for a cup of tea. My wife pulled me aside & said, “There’s no sugar in the house, how can I serve tea?”🙎 I winked at her & said, “Make tea without sugar for all, leave the rest to me.” As soon as the tea was…
A famous writer was in his study room. He picked up his pen and started writing: **Last year, I had a surgery and my gallbladder was removed. I had to stay stuck to the bed due to this surgery for a long time. **The same year I reached the age of 60 years and had…
*If you want proof that the whole world is nuts … Here it is!* In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. _(Like THAT makes sense?)_🤷🏽♂ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine…
I’ve had this album on mad rotation for the past 2 weeks. Didn’t really care much for it the first time around as I was caught up in the whole West Coast, Death Row, G-Funk era. When I heard it was 25 years old this month, I decided to give it another go. This album…
*A sign in a shoe repair store*: “We will heel you, We will save your sole, We will even dye for you!” Sign over a *Gynaecologist’s Office* : “Dr. George, at your cervix”; At an *Eye Clinic* : “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, You’ve come to the right place.”; On a *Plumber’s…
I remember the historic football match between Nigeria and Brazil in Atlanta 1996. General Sani Abacha was the president of Nigeria, Jo. Bonfere was the Chief Coach of the dream team, Nwankwo Kanu fully on ground as the Captain of the team etc. Brazil was the king of global football and they knew it. So,…
1. Don’t encourage your son and his wife to stay under same roof with you. Best to suggest them to move out, even to the extent of renting a house. It’s their problem to find a separate home. More the distance between you and your children’s families, the better is the relationship with your in…
As soon as a plane lands at the airport, there is another plane taking off from that airport, and others lined up to take off too. They all leave to different destinations and even back to the airport you departed. This is the way life is: when you think you have “arrived” you find others…
Gbenga dropped out of sec. school. Although a very bright student one thing or the other made him leave school, his boyhood friend Peter however managed to go on with his studies, and at a time when it wasn’t easy to make a Division A, in WAEC, Peter did. He won a scholarship to study…
A VERY TOUCHING STORY Years ago in the Philippines, I heard a story of a man who parked his car in his office complex in downtown Manila. There was a street boy nearby and to pick up some money, the boy asked if he could watch (guard) the man’s car while he was in the…
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. You all have obsessions,” he observed..To the first mother, Mary, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.” He turned to the second mum, Ann: “Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself…
Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence. (Most importantly the last sentence) There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper,he must hammer a nail into the back of the…
Before King Ahmed of Ottoman went to war, he locked his wife (the beautiful Queen) in a private room and gave the key to his best friend Mousa and said: “If I’m not back in four days, open the room and she’s yours … ” He climbed on his horse and gallops off towards the…
When I got to the office, I got a call from my wife… “what is the date today?” 🤔🤔😨😰🤒😥 I was wondering, then I said to her 27th July 2018… call disconnected… I was wondering (rather FRIGHTENED… 😰😥😨)… her birthday?… No! …mine…No…(😬😬😝) …anniversary…no! …son’s birthday …no! in-laws’ b/day anniversary…no! gas booking… done✅ utility payments?..done! Then?!…
