The moon does not know that we are counting its appearances and grouping it into what we call months. The sun does not know that we are keeping records of its rising and setting and putting it into days and weeks and years. The days of the week, months, and years were all man made.…
In the early hours of this morning, one of my sons, walked up to me and said “Daddy I have a very important request; Can you please build a very big house, where my cousins, my grand ma, my auties and everybody will come and live with us? I want all of us to be…
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?” Johnny says, “None.” The teacher asks, “Why?” Johnny says, “Because the shot scared them all off.” The teacher says, “No,…
I was thinking this morning….. about our speed in this race of life. Last Sunday, I was privileged to attend the wedding of the daughter of my good friend and former classmate in the University. As I sat as part of the 80+ guests at the picnic-themed backyard reception, listening to the proud MOB (mother…
#Let’s immortalize and remember our heroes past. A man who put Neni, Anambra and Nigeria on the World Map of Great Wrestler. He is Michael Okpala popularly known and called “POWER MIKE”. 15 Years after His Demise Anambra State Government is yet to Honour Chief Michael Okpala(Ide of Neni) popularly known as POWER MIKE .…
U’ll die laughing…….. Son : “Daddy, I fell in love& want to date this awesome girl!” Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Tina, the neighbor’s daughter”. Father : “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is…
When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount, bury the horse and get a living one. However, in Corporate Africa, more advanced strategies are often employed, such as: 1. Buying a stronger whip; 2. Changing riders; 3. Appointing a committee to study the horse; 4. Arranging to…
Killwe Nwachukwu born in early 30s. A Native of Ogwa, Mbaitoli in Imo state was for more than two decades celebrated as a homegrown Nigerian “superman.” Some of his legendary feats of strength included lifting buses, having cement blocks crushed on his head, and allowing cars to drive over his body. A great natural Superman!…
You know. . . time has a way of moving quickly and catching you unaware of the passing years. It seems just yesterday that I was young, and embarking on my new life. Yet in a way, it seems like eons ago, and I wonder where all the years went. I know that I lived…
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’ I answered, ‘Dust.’ And then the fight started…. ************************* My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about…
Life doesn’t come with an instruction book — that’s why we have fathers.” H. Jackson Browne “A father is a banker provided by nature.” French Proverb “Being a father is a PRIVILEGE. It is nothing short of amazing!”Larry Hagner, “Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice.” ―Charles Kettering…
A man with problems in his family life decided to go and consult a juju man.The juju man told him to come back in two weeks bringing along some sample of dirt from his yard. So the man went back after two weeks with the sample of dirt. The juju man performed his rituals and…
1. “At the end of the day, you can either focus on what’s tearing you apart or what’s keeping you together.” – Anonymous 2. “Anyone can give up, it’s the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that’s true strength.” -Unknown…
*1.* _Take risks in your life. If you win, you can lead; if you lose, you can guide._ *2.* _People are not what they say but what they do; so judge them not from their words but from their actions._ *3.* _When someone hurts you, don’t feel bad because it’s a law of nature that…
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the next toilet saying:’Hi, how are you?’I’m not the type to start a conversation in the rest room but I don’t know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, ‘I am Doing’ just… fine!’And the other person says:’So what are you up…
