Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence. (Most importantly the last sentence) There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper,he must hammer a nail into the back of the…
Before King Ahmed of Ottoman went to war, he locked his wife (the beautiful Queen) in a private room and gave the key to his best friend Mousa and said: “If I’m not back in four days, open the room and she’s yours … ” He climbed on his horse and gallops off towards the…
When I got to the office, I got a call from my wife… “what is the date today?” 🤔🤔😨😰🤒😥 I was wondering, then I said to her 27th July 2018… call disconnected… I was wondering (rather FRIGHTENED… 😰😥😨)… her birthday?… No! …mine…No…(😬😬😝) …anniversary…no! …son’s birthday …no! in-laws’ b/day anniversary…no! gas booking… done✅ utility payments?..done! Then?!…
He was called a wizard. True life story This man. Who graduated from Edo College in Benin on a full scholarship. A scholarship awarded to him by a native doctor. It so happened that this native doctor was feared by all for his powers. And whatever he asked for as sacrifice was hurriedly given to…
I counted my years and realized that I have less time to live by, than I have lived so far. I feel like a child who won a pack of candies: at first he ate them with pleasure but when he realized that there was little left, he began to taste them intensely. I have…
A father left 17 ducks as assets for his three sons. When the father passed away, his sons opened up the will. The Will of the father stated that the eldest son should get half of 17 ducks, The middle son should be given 1/3rd of 17 ducks, Youngest son should be given 1/9th of…
A Boeing 777 wide-body jetliner was lumbering along at 800km/hour at 33000 feet when a cocky F-16 fighter jet flashed by at Mach 2. The F-16 pilot decided to show off. On his state of the art radio that is part of his state of the art 3D & million dollar headset, the F-16 youngster…
🐜 Ants Problem: Ants hate Cucumbers. “KEEP the skin of Cucumbers near the Place where they are or at Ant Hole. 🎆 To make the Mirror Shine: “Clean with Sprite” 💨 To remove Chewing Gum from Clothes: “Keep the Cloth in the Freezer for One Hour” 💭 To Whiten White Clothes: “Soak White Clothes in…
*Case 1:* When America began the launch of astronauts into space, they found out that the pens wouldn’t work at zero gravity (Ink won’t flow down to the writing surface). To solve this problem, it took them one decade and $12 million. They developed a pen that worked at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, in…
1. Watch with two or more people around you in case of heart attack 2. Eat before watching to avoid loss of appetite and starvation 3. Don’t bet more than N100 on any Nigeria match to avoid high blood pressure 4. Keep dangerous objects out of reach while watching 5. Sleep immediately after match to…
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset -“you are a disrespectful pig!” she cried. How dare you do this to me -a faithful wife, mother of your children! I am leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!”…
So Educative and Inspiring. “My boss drove a luxury car everyday and it was my duty to greet him and to open the gates for him, as I worked as a watchman in his villa. But he never responded back to my greetings. One day he saw me opening the garbage bags outside the villa…
Some years ago, there was a Mensa convention at IIT Mumbai Mensa, is an international organization for people who have an IQ of 150 or higher. Several of the Mensa members went out for lunch at a local cafe opposite IIT Main Gate… When they sat down, one of them discovered that their salt shaker…
Pamela, a primary school teacher, was transferred to a different school and immediately apponted as a class teacher of a standard five class. On her first day in her class, she noticed that a boy named Tom was different from the rest of the pupils because he was always lonely, out of place, dirty and…
I used to think that maturity was about age and physical development, how wrong I was. I have since found out that age is only but a number, below are 20 definitions of *MATURITY* *-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-* 1…. *Maturity* is when you accept other people the way they are and their level of maturity. *+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+* 2…. *Maturity*…
