Uncle G’s Nuggets – 16
If Someone Shares Problems With You & Asks For Help, Doesn’t Mean They Are Weak Or Incompetent .. But, It Indicates Their Level Of Trust On You. PLEASE STAY SAFE
Uncle G’s Nuggets 12
Today is one of it’s kind; it won’t come again. Bring joy to someone, speak good words and use them to heal, encourage others and learn to care.
Leroy the doctor
Because of Leroy’s stupidity and clumsiness, his teacher, was always yelling at him, “You’re driving me crazy, Leroy!” One day, Leroy’s mother came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and that she had never seen…
Uncle G’s Nuggets 12
The best relationships are those with an equal balance between communication and action.
When will our society turn the corner?
A man went to a rich man’s house, found him seated in the company of his friends. He greeted the big man and in tears, said: “Sir, I am a poor man. I ate last yesterday afternoon and have had nothing to eat again since then. I have been looking for any kind of job…
Uncle G’s Nuggets – 10
THE MIND IS LIKE A VACUUM,IT WILL NOT REMAIN EMPTY. IF YOU DON’T FILL IT WITH POSITIVE THOUGHTS,NEGATIVE THOUGHTS WILL RUSH IN LIKE FLOOD
We are Nigerians. (Just 4 laffs)
We are Nigerians-We call every toothpaste MACLEANWe don’t care😂 😂 😂-We call every noodle INDOMIEWe are like that😂 😂 😂-We call every insecticide SHELLTOX or FLITWe can’t help it😋😋😋-We call every detergent OMOIt’s in our DNA😜😜😛-We point at an empty chair and ask “Who’s sitting there ”We are like that🙅🙅We are just like that-When NEPA…
Taxes Explained
Economics by a Professor – Brilliant and yet so Simple Read Very Very Patiently Economics Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this… The first four men…
The Colonel and The Brigadier
One day a Colonel fell into a well. The soldiers would throw a rope into the well and pull the Colonel out. The moment the Colonel would come up, the soldiers would leave the rope, snap to attention and salute. The Colonel would fall back into the well. This happened many times. Someone suggested that…
Of Fani-Kayode and Jezebels.
There are people in 2020 like Femi Fani Kayode who believe that for a woman or a non white person to achieve anything significant in this world, they have to be wicked, evil, diabolical and driven by Satan. They pander to a long held Christian Fundamentalists belief that Purity and Godliness is White and Male…
THE ODD TEST OF FRIENDSHIP
One day a man slaughtered a fat bull and roasted it well, afterwards he told his brother : ” GO OUT AND INVITE OUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS TO COME EAT THE BEEF WITH US.” The brother went out and shouted :” OH PEOPLE HELP! HELP!!A FIRE IS CONSUMING OUR HOME!!!” Soon people came out of…
