Just 4 Laffs vol 5

U’ll die laughing…….. Son : “Daddy, I fell in love& want to date this awesome girl!” Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Tina, the neighbor’s daughter”. Father : “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is…

Riding a dead horse

When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount, bury the horse and get a living one. However, in Corporate Africa, more advanced strategies are often employed, such as: 1. Buying a stronger whip; 2. Changing riders; 3. Appointing a committee to study the horse; 4. Arranging to…

KillWe Nwachukwu

Killwe Nwachukwu born in early 30s. A Native of Ogwa, Mbaitoli in Imo state was for more than two decades celebrated as a homegrown Nigerian “superman.” Some of his legendary feats of strength included lifting buses, having cement blocks crushed on his head, and allowing cars to drive over his body. A great natural Superman!…

Watch the time

You know. . . time has a way of moving quickly and catching you unaware of the passing years. It seems just yesterday that I was young, and embarking on my new life. Yet in a way, it seems like eons ago, and I wonder where all the years went. I know that I lived…

WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT!!

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’ I answered, ‘Dust.’ And then the fight started…. ************************* My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about…

Father Quotes

Life doesn’t come with an instruction book — that’s why we have fathers.” H. Jackson Browne “A father is a banker provided by nature.” French Proverb “Being a father is a PRIVILEGE. It is nothing short of amazing!”Larry Hagner,  “Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice.” ―Charles Kettering…

Dirt Sample

A man with problems in his family life decided to go and consult a juju man.The juju man told him to come back in two weeks bringing along some sample of dirt from his yard. So the man went back after two weeks with the sample of dirt. The juju man performed his rituals and…

EavesDropping

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the next toilet saying:’Hi, how are you?’I’m not the type to start a conversation in the rest room but I don’t know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, ‘I am Doing’ just… fine!’And the other person says:’So what are you up…